Why we are all going to die in complacent poses watching Netflix Is it possible that our culture has ruined us? Or has Netflix secretly found a Way to make us Slaves?!

For most average Americans, the Hussle and bustle of everyday is simply placated with whatever their illuminated picture boxes spew towards them. For the rest of us we have Netflix or Hulu and some of us even use Amazon Prime! Our current media culture has allowed us unparalleled access to shows and movies we either […]


To say I’m tired of it all is an understatement. This past week a dear friend of mines nephew committed suicide. I was there when the boy was born, I by way of my friendship with his uncle participated in a larger part of this boys life than I have yet my own children. From […]

Complete invasion

I can’t sleep. My eyelids feel like a 90 year old mans fucking erection, low and, unmoved. But, I can’t sleep. The TV is rambling on about how sex changed the world. I’m envious that my penis has produced nothing as of yet that has been history making. The TV tells me about brothels and, […]

It slices, it dices, it will sodomize your soul

I am the bastard son of an already bastardized age. The ghost of Billy Mays hangs the sword of Damocles over my head in this Fort Myer’s BJ’s supercenter. I find myself all at once standing in awe, dumb struck and, left with a feeling I can only compare with what I assume a sex […]