Upon Us Bears A Dance of Questionable Turring

    My depression would tell you that my need for sleep was like witches burning in Salem’s Lot. You have all this shouting about, all these pleas of innocence, mercy, rest…. I should get over it, stand up cause the day isn’t going to set itself on fire god damn it. My depression at […]

I went on Holiday, I found nothing, I was Never actually searching though…

So this was originally a different story, a different post in and of itself. I started to think that this idea was more important. You see while I am attempting to write this I am having what might be called a hypoglycemic attack. So for the sake of record I am recording it the best […]

Retro*Grade

Hello world. Hello Imaginary Friends. I return to you more whole than when we last visited. I was lost in an ocean of myself. I assure you it was a pretty fucked up place to be. Imagine that 2000 vehicle The Cell directed by Tarsem Singh. You remember it had Jennifer Lopez and, she “believably” […]

The Memory Box 2.0

hello world. Hello Imaginary Friends. How is everyone doing today? I hope this all finds you well. I am simply me. Tonight I cannot nor would I ask for more than that. Discard your romantic fantasies about dying and your trembling virginal gifts dear Imaginary Friends. Tonight none of them matter. It is about exploration […]

The Memory Box

hello world. Hello Imaginary Friends. tonight. thing’s are brighter. I am reporting to you live from somewhere in my cerebellum, an ocean of data is crashing at my toes. Thing’s have gotten rather dark in this my special little corner of myself. My white hot room is in disrepair. This I know to be true, […]

A Porno for you to Please Yourself To

hello world and Hello Imaginary Friends. Filling in for Certainty today is Anger. Fuck you Pamela Anderson. Fuck you Tila Tequila. Fuck you Jenny McCarthy. Fuck you entire culture stemmed in self masterburtory behavior that you think trading in tits for pseudo faux intellect is somehow an acceptable social change. Wait. Before you go thinking […]