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Letters of intent, e-mails of rejection, notices of eviction, templates full of blank communication. Crazy love-talk, whiskey arguments, sweet nothings muttered ad hoc. Directions to signposts pointing back to directions. A sad sign of an editor’s directionless infections. Notes on napkins, smeared love potential, ball point penned, complete with missing periods Tweets, a 144 mosquitos […] […]

Retro*Grade

Hello world. Hello Imaginary Friends. I return to you more whole than when we last visited. I was lost in an ocean of myself. I assure you it was a pretty fucked up place to be. Imagine that 2000 vehicle The Cell directed by Tarsem Singh. You remember it had Jennifer Lopez and, she “believably” […]

The Memory Box 2.0

hello world. Hello Imaginary Friends. How is everyone doing today? I hope this all finds you well. I am simply me. Tonight I cannot nor would I ask for more than that. Discard your romantic fantasies about dying and your trembling virginal gifts dear Imaginary Friends. Tonight none of them matter. It is about exploration […]

The Memory Box

hello world. Hello Imaginary Friends. tonight. thing’s are brighter. I am reporting to you live from somewhere in my cerebellum, an ocean of data is crashing at my toes. Thing’s have gotten rather dark in this my special little corner of myself. My white hot room is in disrepair. This I know to be true, […]

A Porno for you to Please Yourself To

hello world and Hello Imaginary Friends. Filling in for Certainty today is Anger. Fuck you Pamela Anderson. Fuck you Tila Tequila. Fuck you Jenny McCarthy. Fuck you entire culture stemmed in self masterburtory behavior that you think trading in tits for pseudo faux intellect is somehow an acceptable social change. Wait. Before you go thinking […]

Formulations of Things That Occur

Hello world. Hello Imaginary Friends. I am reporting to you from the white hot room, slightly adjacent to the black bug room but at least two more doors down from the red lounge. Today three things happened. A review of my book, We’re Gonna Talk About This was published. It was written up by the […]